JPistol's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[These Pancakes Are Tiny]

one of the only actually funny flashes on NG

this is superb, man. you took a simple concept, added two very likeable characters, and normal human conversation, like real shit, and you made a great fucking piece of art. the other thing about this flash that i like is that there aren't any forced laughs. all the humor comes naturally, and it makes you laugh. unlike most of the time wasting shit on the front page, this flash is something special. it's fucking real and it's funny as hell.

sexysexybicycle responds:

Thanks a lot man! Those are some nice things to say. I'm tearing up like your avatar.

[Me Bill]

very artistic

i love the tone in this flash. the animation was nearly flawless, the story was concise and gripping, and the music tranced me out, in a good way, though. exhilaratingly dark. loved it.

[One Big Morphing Orgasm]

great animation

that was great! fuck this conservative asswipe below me. this was a fantastic escape flash. theres a lot of others like it but the fact that you challenged the viewer's visuality by morphing from image to image so very quickly and artistically like that makes this flash extraordinary. good job, all of you.

TheBoogley responds:

There's a new genre, Escape flash! I like it! :D

[Rats On Cocaine - Ep #10]

EXCELLENT

I gotta tell you, man. When I saw a new Rats On Cocaine episode on the front page, I almost cried. This show is so fucking awesome, man. Everything that I find funny is always included in your animations and they're all incredible. Bravo, man. Excellent fucking job.

ApocalypseCartoons responds:

aw, thanks. even your avatar is crying.

[Jerry and The Closet]

funny as hell

This was great, man. None of your flashes ever disappoint.

[Angry Dog - Be My Bitch]

nice character development in this ep

As you know, I'm a big fan of the Angry Dog series and this episode was no exception to the greatness of the rest of the episodes. What I liked about this one especially was the character development that the other episodes lacked in a way. In this one, we go farther into George's depression and it even stretches to his unluckiness in the scoring ladies department. He's like me in a way in that he's formed an opinion in his mind that he's a pretty decent dude but not quite decent enough to get with anyone of the opposite sex. Kevin is like the guy who assumes everything's gonna be handed to him, including womanly affection, because he's built but he still tries to attract women the way the hopeless do: karaoke singing. And everyone knows that is the shittiest way to entice others. Terry's character is simple, a lonely soul with low self-esteem and a dark past. The cat just pissed me off because of how prissy she was and Herb is my favorite character because he's suave and cool no matter what he does. You did an excellent job on this episode, man. I especially liked the song George sang. Pretty much summed everything up about the dating game.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks v much! this episode definitely represents my feelings on some aspects of the dating game, what it doesn't say is that you won't find the nicest girls in places like that at all, if you go expect to find girls like the cat (though not that bad hopefully)