JPistol's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Short Flash about Clams]

retarded

i appreciate your effort but the speakonia voice and the overall stupidity and insignificance of the flash really turned me off

[Spongebob Sickpants]

HELLZ FUCKIN YEAH

i've been waiting so long for someone to make fun of spongebob the right way and you just did, man!

[Pest Control]

this should get front page

funny dialogue, good characters, good storyline...what more could you ask for?

[Do you have a waffle]

WAFFLE SEX

that sex scene gave me a mad bone, son!

[Aristocrat Joke]

not a really good aristocrat joke

but the ending made up for it!

[asdfmovie]

HAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Surface Texture]

it was ok

interesting, artsy, i cant say anything on how you could have made it better because this isnt my type of animating. but pretty good nonetheless

[Jesus vs. Godzilla]

was pretty good, i guess

the animation was fair, the storyline was kinda confusing, and the sound was sketchy at some parts but i think u meant it to be that way. i am Catholic and i typically dont really care about sacriliege. but this had none of that and i'll be watching the next part to see if it gets better.

[Jerry]

goddamn

hope my life's never like that...good job though